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Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:37:31 GMT

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Tue, 05 Jul 2005 07:03:45 GMT

<td align="center">You should have sex outdoors

You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>

i actaully had sex outdoors once. the sex was ok just i had so many bug bites afterwards and i got a cold. i swear im allergic to the outside.
outside on a blanket on soft grass would be nice. a picnic too? yea. id like that i think.

Which John Cusack Are You?

eeeeeeeeeeeee.

You're Mother Night!

by Kurt Vonnegut

Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

haha.

Which Family Guy character are you?

well yea. sure. ill take this. it pretty much says that youre an uptight bitch which as you all know.

heh heh heh. boobs.

i knew lohans boobs a mile away!

Angelina Jolie
Congratulations! You scored 15!

Hot mama! You're like the perfect woman and you know how to please a man. You're naturally sensual and men know it.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 76% on Starpoints

Link: The Which famous Starlette are You Test written by fayray on Ok Cupid

Take The Ewan McGregor Test!

What Type of Skinhead are You?
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Top-Heavy!
Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 28% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.

My third variable, "cuteness"
is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked.
It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye
makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that
variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens.
If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, .

Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 81% on tit-size
You scored higher than 35% on ass-size
You scored higher than 0% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Germany -
Despite a controversial recent
history, it has had a tough and powerful
history. A modern-day technological and
cultural beacon, it is still target to
stereotypes and antiquited thoughts.

Positives:

Technologically Advanced.

Culturally Admired.

Global Power.

Negatives:

Target of Historical Fervor.

Constant Struggle.

Funny-Looking Ethnic Clothing.

Which Country of the World are You?
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Wed, 16 Mar 2005 01:08:14 GMT

How To Be The Perfect Wife:
1. Put on your prettiest dress every morning.
2. Wear your most expensive pearls.
3. Make sure the coffee is ready and hot for your husband.
4. Prepare an elaborate breakfast and call the family down to eat.
5. After breakfast, make sure the kitchen is spotless and glimmering.
6. Vacuum while the family is gone so the house is in ship shape when they get home.
7. Be at the door to greet the kids when they arrive home from school.
8. Make sure the kids get their milk, cold milk, and fresh cookies.
9. After everyone is in bed and while no one is looking, slip into more comfortable clothes.
10. Take the pearls off. You can be yourself again.

Tips:

1. If your dress isn't starched, it won't look as pretty.
2. Use real butter in the cookies. If you don't they won't taste as good.
3. Make sure the kids don't drink the milk straight out of the milk bottle!

hell yea! i mean gosh golly thatd be swell.

do you know me deali-o

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:07:00 GMT

i stole this off of chinched

For any of you who actually think you know junk about me..
1. My first name:

2. Where did we meet?:

3. Take a stab at my middle name:

4. How long have you known me?:

5. How well do you know me?:

6. Do I smoke?:

7. Do I believe in God?:

8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:

9. My age?:

10. Birthday?:

11. Color hair?:

12. Color eyes?:

13. Do I have any siblings?:

14. Have you ever had a crush on me?:

15. Have you ever been jealous of me?:

16. What's one of my favorite things to do?:

17. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:

18. What's my favorite type of music?:

19. What is the best feature about me?:

20. Am I shy or outgoing?:

21. Would you say I am funny?:

22. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:

23. Any special talents?:

24. Would you consider me a friend?:

25. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby,or something else?:

26. Have you ever seen me cry?:

27. If you havn't and you did would you try and make me feel better?:

28. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:

29. Are my parents still together?:

30. What do I love?:

31. Is there anything you want to tell me that i don't know??:

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 08:03:13 GMT

    There's a problem with opening your act to the gutter. I mean, its like dabbling in Satanism, or experimenting in certain life-styles, or certain types of drugs, that open you up - I mean, I'm not a religious person, but you open up that crack, it can get to you. So you have to be careful.
    The problem with the hippies was that there developed a hostility within the counterculture itself, between those who has like the equivalent of a trust fund versus those who had to live by their wits. Its true, for instance, that blacks were somewhat resentful of the hippies by the Summer of Love, 1967, because their perception was that these kids were drawing paisley swirls on the Sam Flax writing pads, burning incense, and taking acid, but those kids could get out of there any time they wanted to.
    They could go back home. They could call their mom and say. "Get me outta here." Whereas someone who was raised in a project on Columbia Street and was hanging out on the edge of Tompkins Square Park can't escape. Those kids don't have any place to go. They can’t go back to Great Neck, they can’t go back to Connecticut. They can’t go back to boarding school in Baltimore. They're trapped.
    So there developed another kind, more of a lumpen hippie, who really came from an abused childhood -- from parents that hated them, from parents that threw them out. Maybe they came from a religious family that would call them sluts or say 'You had an abortion, get out of here' or 'I found birth control pills in your purse, get out of here, or go away.' And those kids fermented into a kind of hostile street person. Punk types." -Ed Sanders

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